Nitro Music

DepressedLife:
Thom Yorke (Radiohead)
Fran Healy (Travis)
Chris Martin (Coldplay)
Kelly Jones (Stereophonics)
Richard Ashcroft (ex-The Verve)

In response to a pop industry saturated with cheery male and female vocal harmony groups, England’s top miserablists have donated their frontmen to a worthy cause.
An idea that just might turn off the deluded (and Pop Idol/Fame Academy judges) from the funding and continuation of such factory line ‘music’ crimes has resulted in DepressedLife.

The five piece are currently putting finishing touches to their debut (and hopefully last…) LP “DepressedLife, By Detest” which they hope to roll out as soon as possible.

We’re hoping that Thom Yorke’s robotic jerks and paranoia won’t flutter the hearts of teenage girls (atleast not in a desirable way), and that Fran Healy’s exacerbated puppy-eyed stares and whines induce nausea.
Kelly Jones has assured us he is eating sandpaper during the recordings, just to add that extra gravel to his voice.
Richard Ashcroft won’t be doing any courting, not with his tales of useless drugs and rudely walking through fans.
Chris Martin will try his best to appear as the meanest one in the group…It won’t be easy, but it will be worth it. Watch out!